[18:33] silentbob_1976: AHEM.
[18:33] silentbob_1976: I say again: AHEM.
[18:33] LadyMalchav: hi
[18:34] silentbob_1976: YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY FOR NOW WARNING ME ABOUT ROSE AT THE END OF SEASON TWO.
[18:34] silentbob_1976: NOT YET.
[18:34] silentbob_1976: I was SOBBING.
[18:34] silentbob_1976: With SNOT BUBBLES.
[18:34] LadyMalchav: what
[18:34] LadyMalchav: you told me not to warn you
[18:34] LadyMalchav: I didn't know either!
[18:34] LadyMalchav: when I watched it
[18:34] silentbob_1976: SOBBING.
[18:35] LadyMalchav: so :P
[18:35] silentbob_1976: Like openly WEEPING.

If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAARE

[15:30] Lady Malchav: YOU SHOULD COME AND VISIT ME INSTEAD
[15:30] SEIZE: dude yeah
[15:30] Lady Malchav: YOU CAN STAY IN MY CARDBOARD BOX!
[15:30] Lady Malchav: LOL
[15:31] SEIZE: haha as long as it has a couch
[15:31] SEIZE: or a floor
[15:31] Lady Malchav: LOL
[15:31] Lady Malchav: ALL IT IS IS FLOOR
[15:31] SEIZE: great now i am the Traveling LJ Friend
[15:31] Lady Malchav: I NEED TO SAVE UP FOR ONE OF THOSE FANCY ROOF THINGS
[15:31] Lady Malchav: LOL
[15:31] SEIZE: hahaha

Not the first internet community I became a part of, but the one I miss the most.

http://www.ponju.net/index.php?showtopic=4605&st=380



God, I was such a tard.

My three-year-old- niece just ran at me yelling 'LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!' before taking a flying leap and landing on my belly.


I don't know weather to be proud or afraid.

NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI!! GO READ TODAY'S F!S!!! I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!! :D

EXCEPT PEOPLE ARE AGREEING WITH ME... D:

YES PLZ!!!

The Universe... it wants me to die of fangasm, doesn't it? o_o

http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/watchmen/watchmen-tlr1_h720p.mov

If you are reading this, and you have not yet watched part one and two of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING READING LOVEJOURNAL! GO WATCH IT! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO! NOW!

List a word for each category that starts with the same word as your first name.
They need to be REAL words.
The boy/girl name part cannot be your name.
Do not use the same words as the person before you if you have the same initial.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Tricia
4 LETTER WORD: Tall
BOY NAME: Tony
GIRL NAME: Tracy
OCCUPATION: Tinker
A COLOUR: Teal
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Tie
BEVERAGE: Tea
FOOD: Taco
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Tile
PLACE: Tuscon
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Toilet Explosion
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: TIIIIIIIIIIMBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Patricia
4 LETTER WORD: Pack
BOY NAME: Paul
GIRL NAME: Petunia
OCCUPATION: Painter
A COLOUR: Purple
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Pancho
BEVERAGE: Pomegranate Juice
FOOD: Pumpernickle Bread
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Poo
PLACE: Poland
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Premature Ejaculation
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: POR QUE!?!?!?

XD, old people.

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
That-strange-girl-in-the-corner-who-reads-and-never-talks?
The-one-you-try-to-copy-off-during-a-test?

IDK, I think a lot of people thought I was snobby cause I was always reading and never really talked to people out side of school work. I was actually jut very socially inept. It took me until college to realize that, when people ask you what you're reading, they don't really care about what you're reading, and just want a conversation.


2. What were you really?
A Late Bloomer with PTSD and Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Go and talk to the Goths. They will like you. Actually, they already like you, they just think you're stand-offish. Really, they don't bite. Except for Goat, but only if he likes you.

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Deciding to be a TA during senior year. That was a fucking WASTE, and more of a hassle than it really needed to be.

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
Heh, TJ, Kenny, Vinny, Jo-Lynn, Stephanie, Ashley, Brandon... the list goes on.

[23:30] Lady Malchav: LOL
[23:30] Lady Malchav: YOU'RE SOME KIND OF AWESOME
[23:30] Lady Malchav: IDK WHAT KIND, BUT...
[23:31] LIME: FAGGY AWESOME

(AFTER A LONG GAP IN CONVERSATION)

[23:52] Lady Malchav: GOD
[23:52] LIME: YES, MY CHILD, WHAT IS IT?
[23:52] Lady Malchav: IDK WHAT IT IS, BUT SCOTS HAVE THE SEXIEST ACCENTS EVER
[23:53] Lady Malchav: THE PROCLAIMERS JUST CAME ON, AND I FUCKING MELTED
[23:53] LIME: I AGREE, THIS IS HOW I HAVE CREATED THEM
[23:53] LIME: FOR I SAID YEA VERILY, THE SCOTS SHALL CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF EVERY WOMAN WITH MERELY THE SOUND OF THEIR VOICE
[23:53] LIME: AND THEY SHALL TRAVEL FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND THEY SHALL TRAVEL FIVE HUNDRED MORE
[23:54] Lady Malchav: LOLOLOL
[23:54] Lady Malchav: YOU EVER WATCH MOCK THE WEEK?
[23:54] LIME: LOL I'VE WATCHED IT A COUPLE TIMES
[23:54] Lady Malchav: I WANT TO HAVE FRANKIE BOYD'S SNARKY, FOUL-MOUTHED SCOTTISH BABIES
[23:55] LIME: I WANT TO HAVE VITAS' SILLY RUSSIAN ADORABLE FEY BABIES

Exhibit 1 2 and 3:

WARNING, 1 AND 3 CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR LAST YEAR'S FINALE WHILE 2 CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THIS YEAR'S.

1


2


3

I've been watching really loud porn for the past 15 min without realizing my headphones were plugged into the wrong hole!!! :horrified:

Stay Mas Spec/tacular!


Maybe if school was more like this, I would have passed Chemistry.

It was a Rock Lob-Ster!

There's an ad in the paper for a live-in nanny. Don't know if I should try for that one or not. I've kind of done it before, and it'd solve both my problems, but... I don't know. Taking care of someone's kids is one thing, living with them 24/7 is another. And the other time it was close family friends, not strangers. Though, I guess it's the same as renting a room with strangers, which I've done, but...

Eh, they'd probably not want the cats anyway.

Homosexual behavior is common in nature, and it plays an important role in survival.


Some quotes:

"Roy and Silo belong to one of as many as 1,500 species of wild and captive animals that have been observed engaging in homosexual activity."

"“Animals don’t do sexual identity. They just do sex,” says sociologist Eric Anderson of the University of Bath in England."

"These observations suggest to some that bisexuality is a natural state among animals, perhaps Homo sapiens included, despite the sexual-orientation boundaries most people take for granted."

"[In the 1900's], scientists generally considered homosexual acts among animals to be abnormal. In some cases, they “treated” the animals by, say, castrating them or giving them lobotomies." D:

"In other instances, homosexual bonding between female parents can boost the survival of offspring when male-female pairings are not possible... In birds called oystercatchers[sic], intense competition for male mates would leave some females single were it not for polygamous trios... The cooperative triangles produce more offspring than the competitive ones, because such nests are better tended and protected from predators."

"Many animals do it simply “because they want to,” Böckman says."

"In a study published this year in the journal Sex Roles, Anderson found that 40 percent of 49 heterosexual former high school football players attending various U.S. universities had had at least one homosexual encounter." - Now, while this is hardy an adequate sample, that's still pretty surprising.

"“We should be calling humans bisexual because this idea of exclusive homosexuality is not accurate of people,” Roughgarden says. “Homosexuality is mixed in with heterosexuality across cultures and history.”"

My contribution to beatonna's comic meme:

( Cut for HUGE (the size of the pictures, not hugelaurie) )

I really really want some WonTon Soup.

The kitty was a ninja and ate all the meat out of my roast beef sandwich.

I think I deserve some fucking WonTon Soup!

[18:35] LIME: HOW'S THAT DR. WHO THING GOING THAT I NEVER WATCH
[18:36] Lady Malchav: IT'S HALF AWESOME AND HALF PAINFULLNESS
[18:36] Lady Malchav: PRETTY MUCH
[18:36] LIME: SO KINDA LIKE A DOMINATRIX
[18:37] Lady Malchav: ...
[18:37] Lady Malchav: THAT IS SO TRUE

I would like everyone who has a problem with the writing talents of a certain Mr. Steven Moffat to please take some time out of their joy-less day of kicking puppies and taunting school children to watch this mini-series. I think you may be surprised and pleased in the knowledge that our beloved Doctor Who is going to be in good hands come the 2010 season.
I may post more about this wonderful and oh so HOT show when I'm not so very sleep deprived, but for now I'll leave you with this quote:

'What is he doing?'
'He just threw a lion over a wall! Anything he wants!'

Swiped from tpanda


Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. zwesome score: 5
2. gareth david-lloyd score: 5
3. the tardis score: 5
4. scary-go-round score: 4
5. withnail and i score: 4
6. walter gay score: 4
7. ashes to ashes score: 4
8. paul mcgann score: 4
9. terrifying pertwee score: 4
10. awe-simm score: 4
11. puck score: 3
12. ¯\(º_o)/¯ score: 3
13. zombie piers morgan score: 3
14. gilbert & sullivan score: 3
15. stig/tgsm score: 3
16. capslocking score: 3
17. long scarves score: 3
18. cattle score: 3
19. taco-friends score: 3
20. oliver the opel score: 3

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I really did just sleep for 22 hours.

Wow. That's a record.

This is Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 movies of the last 25 years list.

1) Bold the ones you have seen.
2) Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it.
3) Cross it out if you saw a film and really disliked it.
4) Underline the ones you own.

( Let's all go to the movies... )

THIS is my personal canon. It solves EVERYTHING and is PERFECT!\


Spoilers for the end of Doctor Who 4x13, of course.

Okay... I've been awake since 4pm last night, haven't really eaten anything of substance, and am now shaking.


I think it may be bed time, yeh?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is on the Family Channel. I've got a Tivo remote and a 40-something inch TV.


This is gonna be a good night.

Again, spoilers for last night's Doctor Who finale.

( What's been bothering me about the whole D/R 'resolution'. )

I really want a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger and an iced coffee.

Dammit, I've never wished McD's stopped serving breakfast sooner!

This episode of Doctor Who almost made me break my computer. For serious.

( Why RTD is SO lucky I'm not going to England next month. )

I am just so very, very upset right now. Too upset to make macros, even. WTF, show?

A'DL;JG'ASJGKF;D'SA

:GOES MILDLY INSANE:


D:

[18:41] Lady Malchav: MY BRAIN IS LIKE A SPOOOOONGE
[18:41] LIME: LOL YAAAY
[18:41] LIME: MINE TOO
[18:41] LIME: IT HAS A LOT OF HOLES D:
[18:41] Lady Malchav: AWW
[18:41] Lady Malchav: YEAH, WELL, MINE IS LIKE A WET SPONGE
[18:42] LIME: LOLOL
[18:42] Lady Malchav: IT DOESN'T ALWAYS PICK UP WHAT I WANT IT TO
[18:42] LIME: IT STICKS TO THINGS?
[18:42] LIME: OH
[18:42] Lady Malchav: AND IT LEAKS ALL OVER THE PLACE
[18:42] Lady Malchav: LOL
[18:42] Lady Malchav: THAT, TOO
[18:42] Lady Malchav: RIGHT NOW, IT'S STUCK TO DOCOTOR WHO
[18:42] Lady Malchav: XD
[18:44] LIME: LOL MINE IS STUCK DOWN VITAS' PANTS
[18:44] LIME: .........ER
[18:44] LIME: LOL

TO FIND ANYTHING IN WHO FANDOM MORE CAPSLOCK THAN TOM-FUCKING-BAKER





YOU CANT'!

I anyone else having trouble with Yahoo Mail? When I try to open an email, it redirects me to some site that won't even load, just stays a blank screen.

I ran Ad-Aware, a virus scan, and updated Firefox. Oh, and it only happens in Firefox, worked fine in IE.

Anyone?

SPOILERS FOR DOCTOR WHO EPISODE 4x12, TSE.

( What REALLY happened!!! )

Thanks to undeniablynikki for being my sounding board. YOU ROCK!  XD

WHERE DOES THE FUCKING DAY GO??!?!!!

I just made two AWESOME icons, but I can't use them cause they're, like, 130 KB. Can anyone maybe help me make them smaller? I'm working with MSPaint and Unfreeze, here. The only thing I can do is make the image itself smaller, and then it's no use!

Cut for MASSIVE DW spoilers:


( D: )

I seriously spent the last HOUR on this, and I really want it to work!